Need Me!!!

All my fellow Statesians (however that ought to be said) could you promise me that when I get back, you'll need me? Call me incessantly and give me all your problems so I'll feel useful again. I'm so tired of making so much effort to hang out with Taiwanese people. And no one tells me their worries anymore.

The only people that need me are a handful of Americans I know here.

I need to be needed again.

Need me I tell you. Need me.

Pretty please? With a cherry on top?

*Blinks prettily*